Ron Swanson is a fictional character in the series Parks and Recreation. The role of Ron Swanson is played by Nick Offerman. Here are the best quotes from Ron Swanson that will blow your mind-
Best Ron Swanson Quotes
1. Iโm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
2. If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.
3. There has never been a sadness that canโt be cured by a breakfast food.
4. When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
5. There is only one bad word: taxes.
6. Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong.
7. One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesnโt deserve it.
8. Friends: one to three is sufficient.
9. People are idiots.
10. The less I know about other peopleโs affairs, the happier I am.
11. I am not interested in caring about people.
12. Itโs pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.
13. Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. Thatโs ridiculous.
14. Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.
15. I like saying โNo,โ it lowers their enthusiasm.
16. Donโt start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.
17. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.
18. I regret nothing. The end.
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