Top 25 Epic Quotes From The Old Gregg To Blow Your Mind

Old Gregg is one of the most popular characters of The Mighty Boosh. He has green-colored skin, seaweed hair, and webbed hands. Let’s explore the best quotes from the Old Gregg that will blow your mind-

Best Old Gregg Quotes

1. I like you. What do you think of me?

2. I’m Old Gregg. Pleased to meet you.

3. Come on, don’t make me beg now, ‘cause I’m not your regular guy! Don’t be shy! Do you love me?

4. We could do some watercolors together, you and I.

5. Do you like Old Gregg’s place? I’ve got all things that are good.

6. You’re like a breadstick, ya got no rhythm!

7. Some say Old Gregg is like a big fish finger. But big, like, as in a garage. Imagine a fish finger as big as a garage!

8. Could you learn to love me?

9. What did it mean to you to see that? Did it mean you love me?

Epic Old Gregg Lines And Captions

10. You love me, and you’ve seen me, and you know me. I’m Old Gregg!

11. You must love me exactly as I love you.

12. Make an assessment.

13. Oh, you know me. You’ve seen my downstairs mix-up.

14. Let me show you something. I call that one Old Gregg. And then that one I call Old Gregg. And this one, you know what I call that one?

15. I took Home Economics, I got an A+. I did a crumble. Teacher said mine was the best one.

Hilarious Quotes From Old Gregg

16. How does it work? Tell me how it works.

17. Do you love me? Are you playin’ your love games with me? I just want to know what to do, because I need your love a lot. Oh, come on now.

18. Maybe I should ask you the same question—what you doing in my waters?

19. Thank you, sir. I got some more. I got these too. That one’s Bailey’s a bit bigger. And that one’s as close as you can get to Bailey’s without your eyes getting wet.