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Top 20 Hilarious Quotes From The Classic Major Payne Movie

Major Payne is one of the classic comedy movies of all time the year 1995. It is based on the story of Major Payne who is a US military officer who after his discharge leads a dysfunctional group of youth cadets to victory in a competition. Here are the best quotes from the Major Payne movies that will blow your mind-

Best Major Payne Quotes

1. Now you might feel a little pressure. ~Major Payne

2. Got no worries, got no stress. ~Major Payne
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3. One! Don’t you feel dumb. Two! Look at you. Three! Don’t you ever make jokes about me behind my back, or else I’ll stomp you into the ground. ~Major Payne

4. Don’t push the ‘maybes,’ baby. ~Major Payne

5. A bullet. It’s somethin’ special. It’s from my heart. ~Major Paynemajor payne dialogues

6. He makes us squat when we piss. ~Major Payne

7. Let me tell you something ass-eyes. Let me tell you all something. War has made me very paranoid! And when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to kill! ~Major Payne

8. You’re still a shit sandwich. You’re just not a soggy one. From this moment, you are no longer turds. You have graduated to maggots! ~Major Payne

9. You hold it, or else I’ll break it off, and kick it around on the ground! ~Major Paynemajor payne sayings

10. Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. Now, all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs. ~Major Payne

11. You hit that boy again, I’m gonna do more than salute you. ~Major Payne

12. Nobody’s leaving here until you turds get this course down to 80 seconds. ~Major Payne

13. I don’t call it babying, I call it nurturing. ~Emily Walburn

14. Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice! ~Cadet Kevin Dunn

15. From my heart left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife. ~Major Payne

16. He’s trying to show you some affection. ~Emily Walburn

17. You’d better give up, señor. You cannot kill us all! ~Drug Lord

18. Got to earn my right to be called a man. ~Major Paynebest major payne quotes

19. Who’s the person that got me this blood on this lip? Who’s responsible? Don’t all run at once. Maybe no one’s responsible. I just had it comin’! ~Major Payne

20. Let me tell you something, I am not your damn brother! ~Major Payne

Final Words

These were the best quotes from Major Payne’s movie. Hope you liked this article and make sure to share it with your friends.

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