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Top 17 Epic Quotes From Zapp Brannigan To Blow Your Mind

Zapp Brannigan is one of the characters in the Futurama series. He is the vain and incompetent military officer of the Democratic Order of Planets and Earth’s Government in the series. Here are the best quotes from the Zapp Brannigan to blow your mind-

Best Zapp Brannigan Quotes

1. When I’m in command, every mission is a suicide mission.

2. I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service.
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3. If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

4. My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.

5. Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting!

6. The key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!Zapp Brannigan captions

7. In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

8. Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it.

9. Now that’s a wave of destruction that’s easy on the eyes!Zapp Brannigan sayings

10. Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them.

11. Don’t ask me; you’re the one who’s going to be dying.

12. So, a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you.

13. We can avoid humanity’s mistakes!

14. Stop exploding, you cowards.

15. A split second is all it takes. That’s why sooner or later you’ll come crawling back to the Zapper.

16. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.quotes from Zapp Brannigan

17. We both know you won’t make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you’ll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy, bam!


These were the best quotes from Zapp Brannigan. Hope you liked this article and make sure to share it with die-hard fans of Futurama.

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