Zapp Brannigan is one of the characters in the Futurama series. He is the vain and incompetent military officer of the Democratic Order of Planets and Earthโs Government in the series. Here are the best quotes from the Zapp Brannigan to blow your mind-
Best Zapp Brannigan Quotes
1. When Iโm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.
2. I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service.
3. If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
4. My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.
5. Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting!
6. The key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!
7. In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
8. Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it.
9. Now thatโs a wave of destruction thatโs easy on the eyes!
10. Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them.
11. Donโt ask me; youโre the one whoโs going to be dying.
12. So, a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you.
13. We can avoid humanityโs mistakes!
14. Stop exploding, you cowards.
15. A split second is all it takes. Thatโs why sooner or later youโll come crawling back to the Zapper.
16. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
17. We both know you wonโt make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then youโll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy, bam!
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