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Top 18 Hilarious Quotes From Peter Griffin To Make Your Day

Peter Griffin is one of the leading characters in the Family Guy series. He is the patriarch of the Griffin family. His character is funny, imperfect, ignorant, clumsy, and a good-hearted person. He always says something hilarious statements. Here are the best quotes from Peter Griffin that will make you laugh…

Best Peter Griffin Quotes

1. Face it, I’m a bad husband, a lousy father, and a snappy dresser.

2. Now I may be an idiot, but there’s one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

3. I’m not the smartest man in the world, but I can always look back on my life and say I went for it.

4. I guess we’ve learned that no matter who you are or where you come from, life is a terrible thing.

5. Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
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6. When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.

7. There are gaps in my knowledge. This is hardly news.

8. Sitting here all sober is more boring than watching a pot boil.

9. The only way to settle a family dispute is in the cage.

10. Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore.

11. I’ll tell you, Lois. High school is a lot more fun this time around, and it’s a lot safer now that all the kids have guns.

12. Secrets are what keeps a marriage fresh.Peter Griffin captions

13. Remember how you wanted that new wedding engagement ring? Well, I got a horse.

14. This is a story of love and loss, fathers and sons, and the foresight to retain international merchandising rights. This is the story of Star Wars. Let’s begin with part four.

15. I can be just as non-competitive as anybody. Matter of fact, I’m the most non-competitive. So, I win.

16. What if God is a serial killer? He lowers the average lifespan of humans to 65.

17. We act like we didn’t take a lot from The Simpsons, but we took a lot from The Simpsons.

18. What? Gosh, it’s not like the internet to go crazy about something small and stupid.


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