Jennifer’s Body is an American comedy horror movie released in the year 2009. The movie stars Megan Fox who portrays a demonically possessed high school girl who kills her male classmates, with her best friends striving to stop her. Here are the best quotes from Jennifer’s Body movie that will blow your mind-
Best Jennifer’s Body Quotes
1. These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and sh*t gets real. ~Jennifer
2. Sometimes, you might just get lucky in your miserable life. ~Needy
3. You’re lime green jello and you can’t even admit it to yourself. ~Jennifer
4. Best friends don’t keep secrets, right? ~Jennifer
5. Yeah well that’s how it is and plus you should be happy for me, I’m having the best day since like, Jesus invented the calendar. ~Jennifer
6. Hell is a teenage girl. ~Needy
7. Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and I’m scared of what’s happening to you. ~Chip
8. Move on, Needy, it’s over. Life’s too short to be moping around about some white trash pig roast. ~Jennifer
9. I couldn’t bring myself to hurt you, but I was just so hungry, and ever since then I knew what I had to be strong; like when I’m full right now, I’m like, unkillable. ~Jennifer
10. I don’t even know who Needy Lesnicky is anymore. I’m a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies and sees things that aren’t there. A very bad, very damaged person. ~Needy
11. Boys are just placeholders—they come and they go. ~Jennifer
Epic Jennifer’s Body Quotes & Captions
12. I am scrumptious! ~Jennifer
13. Who cares about Jennifer, and those douche-bags with their douche-bag haircuts and their man-scara? People just burned to death. ~Chip
14. I am still socially relevant. ~Jennifer
15. I am a god! ~Jennifer
16. A puncture wound. God, that’s so emo. ~Jennifer
17. We’re just gonna go to the show and scare him a little bit, okay? It’s gonna be like taking candy from a baby. ~Needy
18. Sandbox love is never having to say you’re sorry you shoved mud in someone’s mouth. ~Needy
19. You’re such a player hater. ~Jennifer
20. It smells like Thai food in here. ~Jennifer
Final Words
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