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Top 15 Amazing Quotes From My Name Is Earl Show

My Name Is Earl is one of the classic American sitcom shows. The show was produced by 20th Century Fox Television. This show brought joy to a large audience. Let’s explore the best quotes from My Name Is Earl show that you would love to read…

Best My Name Is Earl Quotes

1. Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. ~Earl Hickey

2. Sometimes the hardest thing in the world is believing in yourself. Especially when your grades are, like, in the toilet. ~Randy Hickey

3. Turns out I have a knack for the small things. Maybe because my heart was one of the smallest things about me. But it’s growing. ~Earl Hickey

4. Hey, karma can be a real pain in the butt sometimes, but it’s good to keep your karma clean. Helps the world, I think. ~Joy Turner

5. If I could see the future, I’d be a rich man. Or maybe not, ’cause you can’t make money betting on horses that are already finished running. ~Darnell Turner

6. I’ve found out in life that there are two kinds of people. People who like Paul McCartney, and people who like John Lennon. ~Earl Hickey

7.  It’s never too late to change your life around. All you need is a little determination… and maybe someone who knows how to sign ‘determination.’ ~Joy Turner

Epic Quotes & Dialogues From My Name Is Earl

8. The problem with life is it’s not like the movies. There’s no Ron Howard to narrate it. ~Earl Hickey

9. Carrot cake is the devil’s food. Uh, but that doesn’t mean don’t make devil’s food cake. I love that stuff. ~Earl Hickey

10. You know how traditional my parents are! If they found out I got divorced and got married to a black man, they’d crap in a sock! ~Joy Turner

11. I got a tattoo of Moses partin’ the Red Sea on my bottom. Wanna see? ~Donny

12. I can’t deal with my grandmother when she has a hot iron in her hand and Jesus in her ear. ~Darnell Turner

13. You know what they say, ‘You can’t always judge a book by its cover.’ But you can most of the time. ~Catalina Aruca

14. Randy was not stuck in a chimney, which is good, because it means he learned his lesson from the last two times. ~Earl Hickey

15. You boys finish up your homework! Don’t too good at it, mama needs that summer school for free daycare. ~Joy Turner

Final Words

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