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Top 17 Best Quotes From Jeff Spicoli To Make You Laugh

Jeff Spicoli is one of the fantastic characters from the Fast Times at Ridgemont High movie. The movie is a comedy-drama film. This character makes you laugh hard. Here are the best quotes from Jeff Spicoli that will give you a laughter dose…

Best Jeff Spicoli  Quotes

1. All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.

2. Be noble. Be aggressive. The thing about missile command is to decimate before you can be decimated. Just like in real life.

3. Those guys are fags.

4. This will be a little demonstration of that, listen up. That was my skull. I’m so wasted!

5. I’m driving, you’re navigating. Where is this party?

6. Life comes at you pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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7. This is a cop. He’s definitely cruising me at a busting distance.

8. It’s a bunch of Jocks in Granada!

9. You better save some for me, you swine!

10. You know the thing I love about Mustangs? The steering wheel.

11. People on ‘ludes should not drive.

12. This is U.S. history, I see the globe right there.

13. You’re crazy! That light was red—it was yellow a minute ago. I’m sure.

14. Wait a minute, there’s no birthday party for me here!

15. Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!

16. Well I’ll tell you, Stu, I did battle some humongous waves. But like I told the guy on ABC, ‘danger is my business.’

17. Mr. Hand, do you have a guy like me in all your classes? You know, a guy you make an example of?


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