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Top 13 Hilarious Quotes From Jay and Silent Bob Movies

Jay And Silent Bob are the characters of Askewniverse. It is a fictional universe created and used in most films, comics, and television programs. Here are the best quotes from Jay and Silent Bob which will make you laugh out loud-

Best Jay and Silent Bob Quotes

1. Maybe it’s because girls don’t like to be called b*tches, Jay. ~Justice

2. What is your damage, little boy. You have a sick and twisted world perspective. ~Brent

3. In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. ~Jay
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4. They didn’t really steal the monkey. It was just a diversion so we could steal these. ~Justice

5. Three days to stop that f**king movie from getting made. Come on, Silent Bob. We’re going to Hollywood! ~Jay

6. Nothing. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to b*tch about movies. ~Holden

7. That’s what the Internet’s for, slandering others anonymously! Stopping the flick isn’t gonna stop that! ~Banky

8. A Jay and Silent Bob movie? Who would pay to see that? ~HoldenJay and Silent Bob sayings

9. Crazy crackers with guns. It’s time I get my black a*s out of here. ~Chaka

10. Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position. ~Silent Bob

11. Oh my God. Don’t tell me you have no idea there’s a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. ~Brodie

12. What are you trying to say? Just say it already. ~Silent BobJay and Silent Bob dialogues

13. I can’t believe this sh*t. Five hours and not a single ride. Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about ’em, but when you and I try it, it’s like we’re trapped in a f*ckin’ cartoon. ~Jay


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