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Top 15 Quotes From Dumb and Dumber For A Laughter Dose

Dumb and Dumber is an American comedy movie. It tells us the story of two dumb friends Llyod Christmas and Harry Dunne who have a good friendship. Here are the best quotes from the Dumb and Dumber movie to make you laugh and be cheerful…

Best Dumb and Dumber Quotes

1. Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere? ~Lloyd Christmas

2. We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off! ~Lloyd Christmas

3. According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches. ~Harry Dunne

4. Nice set of hooters you got there! ~Harry Dunne

5. So you’re telling me there’s a chance! ~Lloyd Christmas

6. You can’t triple stamp a double stamp! ~Harry Dunne

7. I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy. ~Lloyd Christmas

8. You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? ~Harry Dunne

9. You had an extra pair of gloves this entire time?! ~Harry Dunne

10. Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat. ~Lloyd Christmas

11. You don’t kill people you don’t know. That’s a rule. ~Mike Starr

12. Some people just aren’t cut out for life on the road. ~Lloyd Christmas

13. We are supposed to talk about all expenditures Lloyd! We are on a very tight budget. ~Harry Dunne

14. My friend Harry and I are saving up to open our own pet store. ~Lloyd Christmas

15. Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense. ~Lloyd Christmas


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