Prison Mike is a character from The Office series, a fancy image of Michaelโs life in prison. The character was played by Steve Carell. Prison Mike represents the imprisoned life as dreadful. Here are the best quotes about Prison Mike to blow your mindโฆ
Best Prison Mike Quotes
1. Well, thereโs somebody Iโd like you to meet, somebody else who has been to prison.
2. Iโm Prison Mike! You know why they call me Prison Mike?
3. The worst thing about prison was theโwas the Dementors. They were flying all over the place, and they were scary, and then theyโd come down, and theyโd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!
4. In prison, you are somebodyโs bit*h.
5. I didnโt hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist. Iโm just kidding.
6. Oh, wow. Look at that. How cute.
7. Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair.
8. Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Donโt drop the soap! Donโt drop the soap!
9. These people donโt realize how lucky they are. This office is the American dream. And they would rather be in the hole.
10. Okay. Okay, fine. You guys think prison is so great? All right. Well, here you go.
11. In our society, a black man can be arrested for almost anything. He was probably at a sporting event, and saw some people pushing each other, and he intervened.
12. They were very disrespectful to me, and to the office. And Martin has had a bad influence, to think that I gave him the benefit of the doubt.
13. Yeah, itโs freaking cold out here. Anybody wants to stay out, youโve got about 27 minutes of rec time.
14. Okay. You know what, Toby? I am teaching them a lesson.
15. We are going to start with an hour of outdoor time. So letโs go!
16. Why donโt we pump some iron? Anyone wanna pump up?
17. You show me a white man you trust and I will show you a black man that I trust even more.
18. Itโs two and a half. Iโm not going for bulk, Iโm going for tone.
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