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Top 18 Best Quotes From Prison Mike To Astonish You

Prison Mike is a character from The Office series, a fancy image of Michael’s life in prison. The character was played by Steve Carell. Prison Mike represents the imprisoned life as dreadful. Here are the best quotes about Prison Mike to blow your mind…

Best Prison Mike Quotes

1. Well, there’s somebody I’d like you to meet, somebody else who has been to prison.

2. I’m Prison Mike! You know why they call me Prison Mike?Mike Prison sayings

3. The worst thing about prison was the—was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place, and they were scary, and then they’d come down, and they’d suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!

4. In prison, you are somebody’s bit*h.

5. I didn’t hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist. I’m just kidding.

6. Oh, wow. Look at that. How cute.

7. Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair.

8. Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don’t drop the soap! Don’t drop the soap!

9. These people don’t realize how lucky they are. This office is the American dream. And they would rather be in the hole.

10. Okay. Okay, fine. You guys think prison is so great? All right. Well, here you go.

11. In our society, a black man can be arrested for almost anything. He was probably at a sporting event, and saw some people pushing each other, and he intervened.

12. They were very disrespectful to me, and to the office. And Martin has had a bad influence, to think that I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

13. Yeah, it’s freaking cold out here. Anybody wants to stay out, you’ve got about 27 minutes of rec time.

14. Okay. You know what, Toby? I am teaching them a lesson.

15. We are going to start with an hour of outdoor time. So let’s go!Mike Prison captions

16. Why don’t we pump some iron? Anyone wanna pump up?

17. You show me a white man you trust and I will show you a black man that I trust even more.

18. It’s two and a half. I’m not going for bulk, I’m going for tone.

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