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Top 25 Amazing Quotes From The South Park Animated Series

South Park is a Popular Animated sitcom. The series features the story of four boys Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick. Here are the best quotes and sayings from the South Park series that will stun your mind…

Best South Park Quotes

1. It’s all about moderation. ~Randy Marsh

2. Having stability in your life is a great thing! ~Satan

3. If you don’t want to be made fun of anymore, all you need are guns and bombs to get people to stop. ~Jesus

4. All animals kill, and the animals that don’t kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff. ~Kyle Broflovski

5. Science is good. Science is very important. ~Nick Nolte

6. We’re all feeling the economy’s vengeance because of materialistic heathens who did stupid things with their money! Do you understand, son? ~Randy Marsh

7. How do you kill that which has no life? ~Horrgash

8. You don’t even know anything about Christianity! ~Stan Marsh

9. This book says that negative and positive are the same thing. That real and not real are one. ~Kyle Broflovski

10. Sometimes the things we don’t matter right now. Sometimes they matter, later. You have to care more about later sometimes, you know? ~Stan Marsh

11. It never fails to amaze me how I manage to overcome adversity. ~Mayor

12. All I think about is the problems our generation is inheriting. ~Eric Cartman

13. Family is not about whose blood you have in you, family’s about the people who cared about you. ~Kyle Broflovski

14. The best thing is to act nice Eric. The best thing is to be genuinely nice. ~Jimmy

15. All or nothing is easy. But learning to drink a little bit, responsibly, that’s a discipline. Discipline comes from within. ~Stan Marsh

16. Just because your parents can afford toys more than ours, doesn’t make you better than us! ~Stan Marsh

17. I’m not fat, I’m festively plump. ~Eric Cartman

18. Don’t lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile. ~Mr. Garrison

19. You must learn-a discipline and-a respect. ~Sumo Master

20. Saying goodbye doesn’t mean anything. It’s the time that we spent together that really matters, not how we left it. ~Mr. Adler’s fiance

21. Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends. ~Larry

22. It’s all about being a good person now. ~Gerald Broflovski

23. Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes. ~Satan

24. The only way to fight hate is with even more hate! ~Eric Cartman

25. Don’t you know the first law of physics? Anything that’s fun costs at least eight dollars. ~Eric Cartman

These were the best quotes from the South Park sitcom. Hope you liked this article and make sure to share it with your friends who love this series.

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