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Top 17 Quotes From Ace Ventura Movie To Make Your Day

Ace Ventura is a popular comedy movie released in the year 1994. The movie has some amazing humor and amazing scenes. Here is the best collection of quotes from the Ace Ventura movie to make your day…

Best Ace Ventura Quotes

1. Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

2. Be careful with that phone, lieutenant. In time, you could develop a tumor.

3. I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll.

4. If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
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5. That’s none of your damn business and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

6. That was a close one, ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be a loser. Lew-who, za-her.

7. Of course—how selfish of me. Let’s do all the things you want to do.

8. Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle—and a clean pair of shorts.

9. Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.

10. Once you get inside my head, there’s no turning back baby.

11. Well, a reward would be nice. I sustained some damage to my vehicle. Had to fill it with premium.

12. Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening.

13. You don’t have to tell me. I was there.

14. Come to me, jungle friends.

15. I want to fight—go to hell!

16. Say hello to my stinky little friend!

17. Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.


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